This is me testing functionality of this homepage. Please ignore.

H1 – Main Header

H2 – Regular Header

H3 – Smaller Header

H4 – Like if two tiny headers had a baby header as a kid

H5 – Saying „9/11 was inside job“ on the bus sized header

H6 – Subatomic Header. Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?!

Ok, so here is some random Text so I can check if the fonts look alright, kerning will not inspire eye cancer and the basic functions of hoverin‘ over stuff with your mouse will not make you cry in search of things gone invisible all of a sudden. If you are reading this, you really ignored my plead to ignore this.

Not all those who wander are lost. But s/he who reads this is definitely here by accident!

Me, Myself and J.R.R. Tolkien

So this was a terrible quote, but hey, I’m writing this on the go. Alright, this looks quite good so far. Wonder how other features play out. Let’s have a look. If your’re still with me on this.

This, envers the upper one is an actual pullquote – not pulling your leg, promise!

It is I again.

There you go. Some free dadvice for anyone still hanging in: There is no „too many“ in „dadjoke“. Just if anyone ever tells you otherwise – if you didn’t know, now you know!

Montag

09:00 – 17:00

Dienstag

09:00 – 17:00

Mittwoch

09:00 – 17:00

Donnerstag

09:00 – 17:00

Freitag

09:00 – 17:00

Samstag

Closed

Sonntag

Closed

Opening hours look ok to me. I mean, classic nine-to-five, nothing fancy really. I don’t know if these translate properly though, but I will have to check that later. You know you could just have googled these, right? I can’t believe you’re still here, that’s amazing!

"Those brave ones who scrolled down the page
shall be surprised as by a mage
who wields his mighty staff and screams:
"It's just a poem!", while he beams"

If you endured this, you’re either full of curiosity or self-hatred. In any Either way, I feel you are entitled to some lame poetry. You’re welcome. But man, is this formatting terrible. If I ever feel like writing poetry again, I will plough through the CSS-file again and fix this.

Here are more fun-ctional blocks I need to try! Starting with some distancing.

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See how that line put some distance between the fun and the ctional? It worked. But damn, this should have been a space. Not even close to what I wanted, this horizontal line. But does this give you the impression of structuring in the text? Yeah, I think so too. This isn’t even so bad. And yet – how about some good, old regular space in between paragraphs?

This is real space! Yeah.

Since apparently you’re still hanging in, let’s give you a task, shall we?

I have no clue really if that email can reach me. I can’t try until I log out, but meh. Tell you what, I’ll answer if anyone ever finds this. So I already got you to waste so much time and now you even worked for me. I guess you earned what is coming …..

CLIFFHANGER!

…. on the next page!