This is page 2
Yeah, like you didn’t notice, right?
But hey! You’re still here. I’m … impressed? This is quite some stubborness, I guess. Also stubborn is me, writing stubborn over and over again even though I’m pretty insecure about my spelling there. Any yet I did not bother to look it up. Does that still qualify as stubbornness?
I feel like I should reward your stubborness with a little something. So here is what I think: Does stubbornness refer to „stub-born-ess“ and thereby mean „someone born from a stub“? I mean, this could mean anything in a range between these things:
- a person born to very short parents
- a person who was very short at birth
- a person whose parents were coupons
- a person whose birth was partly or completely payed for with coupons
- a person who was born from the stub of a tree. A tree-person!
- something with a cigar-stub. Have to figure that out. But I have a number on items on my list now and think it looks great
- sorry I tricked you into reading this as well.
However, this was just the first part of your reward. Here goes the second part on page three. (So unlogical, right?)